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Fuck This Or Fuck That In March
Thanks Deanna Bugalski 💋 for coming up with these fucking questions.
Would you rather find a pot of gold OR find a four-leaf clover that really did bring good luck?
Four-Leaf Clover. Money isn’t everything — and maybe the clover will bring a whole fucking lot more than one pot of gold.
Would you rather have to always wear green clothes for the next year OR… Get to wear whatever clothes you want for the next year, but always have to wear a big, green leprechaun’s hat?
Green clothes. I fucking love green clothes — bring it on!
Would you rather drink fucking absinthe for one entire night or drink only Guinness beer for ever? Both will make your mind see fucking things. If you already have done either, tell us about the fucking experience!
I’ve done fucking both, thank you very fucking much. Absinthe was a horrible experience and I’ll never fucking do that again. Guinness on the other hand, I fucking love a Guinness so I’ll take one of those every time I head out.
It’s said that a leprechaun must divulge if captured where to find the hidden treasure. If you were fucking captured, what’s a secret you would give up easily, and what would you take to the fucking grave?
I’m not giving anything up, no matter how much I get fucking tortured.
To celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, tell us about all your fucking favorite green-coloured things.
I fucking love plants, trees, grass and all things in nature. Not mould though, I fucking hate mould.
Also for St. Patrick’s Day, you get to choose a magical sidekick to sit on your shoulder for a week. Do you choose a Leprechaun or a fairy?
A cute little fairy will do me just fine.
According to folklore, a leprechaun’s occupation is a fucking shoemaker. Would you rather have shoes that light up when you riverdance or shoes that play Irish music every step you take?
Riverdance. How fucking fun would that be?
You get to go on a pub crawl with only one of these famous Irish folks — Bono (the lead singer of U2), Sinead O’Conner, Liam Neeson, Enya, or Sir Bob Geldof. Who do you choose and why?
